Dude Who Has Been Harassing Me By Driving Aggressively: *HONK* *VROOOOM* (Passed with about a foot of space between his mirror and my hip when he could have left me 6 feet of space.)
I noticed that, as usual, he had a female in the car next to him (hereafter known as "Wife") and some kids in the back seat. Windows are down and he’s stopped at a rather long light in front of me.
Me: *Talking to the driver through the passenger window* "So this is how you’re going to end things with me? "
Me: “Fine with me. Go back to your suburban life, wife and kids. I”ll cherish the time we had together enough for both of us."
DWHBHMBDA: “What the hell?"
Me: “I’ll bet your name isn’t even ‘Jerry’."
Wife: “It isn’t.” *Laughting*
Me: “Fine!” *I turn right on red… legally*
Wife: *Bursts out laughing*
I wish I could say that DWHBHMBDA did something dramatic… or that his kids said, “Uhhhmm Dad???” I was gone before he got his green light.